Monday, March 8, 2010

Pathetic Swayamvar

After reading this please don’t start shouting that how much waste time I have to watch such things on TV! As always I won’t listen to you, so just shut up and read! :D

The trend of reality shows portraying people with dubious backgrounds as their hero is at its peak. Continuing the trend of showing scripted, disgusting, degrading 'reality shows', the idiot box(TV) now gives us Rahul Mahajan ka Swayamvar. We were already traumatized after watching a bit of 'Rakhi ka Swayamvar' last year, but season 2 proved to be ludicrous beyond imagination.

The esteemed (druggist, useless career, divorcee, wife basher) Rahul Mahajan has become the most eligible bachelor in India (thanx to his father Pramod Mahajan's media hyped violent death).

Rahul Mahajan, in past, has committed such benevolent acts as beating his childhood friend cum wife Shweta, to near-death every two days, divorcing her, using drugs, being locked up by the police on charges of drug possession and consumption, and flirting with Payal Rohtagi on the sets of Big Boss-2.

Lookin at this glowing record, I don’t understand y gals are dying to get that guy… Moreover those girls behave like quite maal then y do they want that 'scary-laugh’ Mahajan.

How cool does it sound that three females, along with their whole families are doing the preparations and all the rasams for wedding, and then in a couple of days, after all the preparations, a reality TV host will come with an envelope and say – “Afsos! Aaj aapki shaadi nahi hai , aap jaa sakti hain, Namaste!

Generally (majority of the) people get only one chance in life for all those preparations and stuff around that, so its kinda special for them, but then these reality shows have beaten the shit out of all emotions, sentiments and sold them in the open market to generate money!

And the bigger question is, why do people want to participate in these reality shows? I mean for us sitting at home, watching these shows is a nice time-pass, but then what fun is in participating in a swyamvar? If the show is like Bigg Boss and co-participants are like Payal-full-body-massage-Rohatgi then its a different thing :D

Well, if you think that I have written this to preach you “ stop watching such crap shows in the name of 'time pass'. It is our time pass habits that are generating TRPs for them. The entire educated class is bashing all these shows but still watching them…blah blah….”, then you are wrong.
If these masala doesn’t exist around then imagine from where we’ll get topics for tea discussions. Our daily conversations will get boring.
Above all, from where I would get idea to write such absurd blogs.

HEA...... HEA...... HEA..... (Rahul’s style)