Monday, March 8, 2010

Pathetic Swayamvar

After reading this please don’t start shouting that how much waste time I have to watch such things on TV! As always I won’t listen to you, so just shut up and read! :D

The trend of reality shows portraying people with dubious backgrounds as their hero is at its peak. Continuing the trend of showing scripted, disgusting, degrading 'reality shows', the idiot box(TV) now gives us Rahul Mahajan ka Swayamvar. We were already traumatized after watching a bit of 'Rakhi ka Swayamvar' last year, but season 2 proved to be ludicrous beyond imagination.

The esteemed (druggist, useless career, divorcee, wife basher) Rahul Mahajan has become the most eligible bachelor in India (thanx to his father Pramod Mahajan's media hyped violent death).

Rahul Mahajan, in past, has committed such benevolent acts as beating his childhood friend cum wife Shweta, to near-death every two days, divorcing her, using drugs, being locked up by the police on charges of drug possession and consumption, and flirting with Payal Rohtagi on the sets of Big Boss-2.

Lookin at this glowing record, I don’t understand y gals are dying to get that guy… Moreover those girls behave like quite maal then y do they want that 'scary-laugh’ Mahajan.

How cool does it sound that three females, along with their whole families are doing the preparations and all the rasams for wedding, and then in a couple of days, after all the preparations, a reality TV host will come with an envelope and say – “Afsos! Aaj aapki shaadi nahi hai , aap jaa sakti hain, Namaste!

Generally (majority of the) people get only one chance in life for all those preparations and stuff around that, so its kinda special for them, but then these reality shows have beaten the shit out of all emotions, sentiments and sold them in the open market to generate money!

And the bigger question is, why do people want to participate in these reality shows? I mean for us sitting at home, watching these shows is a nice time-pass, but then what fun is in participating in a swyamvar? If the show is like Bigg Boss and co-participants are like Payal-full-body-massage-Rohatgi then its a different thing :D

Well, if you think that I have written this to preach you “ stop watching such crap shows in the name of 'time pass'. It is our time pass habits that are generating TRPs for them. The entire educated class is bashing all these shows but still watching them…blah blah….”, then you are wrong.
If these masala doesn’t exist around then imagine from where we’ll get topics for tea discussions. Our daily conversations will get boring.
Above all, from where I would get idea to write such absurd blogs.

HEA...... HEA...... HEA..... (Rahul’s style)

10 comments:

  1. Gud One..even i was thinking who would risk being married to a this guy!!

    he shuld marry rakhi. match made in heaven.lolz

    by the way loved the last line where you imitated Rahul..
    hea...hea..hea..

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  2. Really nice But seems to be incomplete ... Tell me one thing U watch these shows or not ?...if not how come u know so much about it.. If yes how can u force us not to watch ...

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  3. @ Sunny - oye I din't ask u to stop watching these shows....and yess I don't watch these but keep myself updated on this :p

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  4. badiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....
    You just watch perfect bride,swaymwar1-2 and write blogs on it what a great timepass.
    Seems like very much interested into these shaadi stuff. :P
    Go for it dude now its time for you to feel... :)

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  5. Good one.... Loved the way u wrote it.. Bravo

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  6. perfect bride??????? ye kahan se aaya....
    anywayss... I ain't interested in shaadi stuff but wat I want to say is dat IDIOT doesn't deserve dis :D

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  7. thumbs up... :)
    good stuff written man :)

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  8. well...my take on the "dulhania le jaenge"...i wud say dat it was indeed pathetic concept by imagine on first hand!...i agree to u dat a guy who bashed his previous friend-wife is shamelessly finding bride for himself on the tv and girls are coming to marry him!...huh...anyways, i never watched even a snippet of it...but it was equally shameful to know dat he married jus after few days of his uncle's death, even though his uncle killed his father...watever...in the end i agree to ur "pathetic swyamwar"..."jo dikhta hai vo bikta hai"

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  9. Hey Bunty! Everybody is thinking the same way about reality shows what u write. Rather Perfect bride is somewhat makes sense than these stupid and irritating swayamvar1-2.

    ~ Priti

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